A list of what Bedside does, what it will
never do, and what is not true yet. Every line of the first part
describes today's program, not an intention. What is still missing has
its own section, at the bottom, rather than silence.
What Bedside does today
It deletes nothing on its own. What it sets
aside goes to quarantine — a move, not an erasure — and comes back
file by file. If the system recycle bin is unavailable, it gives up
rather than erase for good.
A picture of the Mods folder is taken before any bulk
action, and when it cannot be taken, it says so instead of
carrying on in silence. One exception to reversibility, written
down rather than hidden: the thumbnail cache is erased for good —
the game rebuilds it on its own at the next launch.
No game file is rewritten. The only files
Bedside edits are settings files, and never without four guards: a
dated copy laid beside the original, a flat refusal while the game
is running, the changed line shown, and no key ever invented when
it is missing.
Diagnosis runs on your machine, offline. No
account to create, no sign-up.
Telemetry starts off. It only turns on by your
hand, and the exact list of what would leave is shown before you
tick the box.
No update ever installs itself. HTTPS required,
signed manifest, checksum verified; without a public key the
manifest is refused rather than taken on trust. The file is handed
to you, and you are the one who runs it.
A finding never names a cause it has not
measured. When Bedside cannot check, it writes "not
verifiable" — never "all good". The most visible case is updates:
as long as no service answers, Bedside writes "up to date" on no mod
at all, and a test stops it from doing so. Writing "up to date"
without having checked would be more pleasant, and false.
Streamer mode replaces sensitive file names with
a stable alias, so that showing your screen costs no one
anything.
The free/paid line lives in exactly one place in the
code. Full scan, reversible quarantine, enable and
disable, import, cleanup, profiles: everything that diagnoses and
puts things back is on the free side.
What Bedside will never do
Never a toll gate on rescue. No function that
repairs, isolates or explains will ever become paid. A distress
screen will never meet a paid button.
Never a byte about you without an explicit act on your
part.
Never a bought review, never a fake account.
Never a false urgency, never an invented
verdict.
Never modify or redistribute a creator's file.
Never an action on your files without a way back.
Nothing is deleted or overwritten: what Bedside sets aside is moved,
and comes back. This restraint is not an intention: it is held by an
automated bench that replays each action before every release — the
quarantine that moves, the return that brings the same file back, the
recycle bin that, when it fails, makes the program give up rather
than destroy. If any of those behaviours changed, the release would
stop.
Never talk another tool down.
Never a cancellation trap: support stops the day
you stop it, and the program stays whole.
Other people's work
Bedside arrives after ten years of volunteer work, and it
depends on it.
We link, we do not copy. The lists of broken
mods kept by hand on the EA forum are ten years of volunteer
testing and a protected database. Bedside points to them with a
link, with their author's agreement, and extracts nothing from
them.
Bedside is not a substitute for manual testing.
No file analysis sees everything, its own included. The 50/50
assistant is the method the community has taught for ten years,
given tools — not a house invention.
Better Exceptions, by TwistedMexi, is
complementary. Install it: it sees the exception the
second it happens. Bedside reads its report and adds what it finds
on disk — never "it is wrong".
The sheets other tools embed are read, and their authors
are named. Today, the one in the PlumbBuddy format, a Llama
Logic format. The format is theirs; only the reading is ours, and
Bedside extracts nothing from it that it does not show. It also
writes its own, whose format is written down in the open — any
creator who wants to put one in their file can, and nobody has
to.
No public comparison by name. This page says
what Bedside does; it publishes no table of what the others do
not.
What is not true yet
Bedside is not released, and no executable is signed as
of today. While this line stands, a Windows warning at
install time is normal — and there is no download to offer
yet.
The online services do not answer yet: the
shared knowledge base, the version index, the badge, telemetry.
While they are silent, Bedside writes "not verifiable" and never
"up to date".
Windows only. Nothing is proven
elsewhere.
No outsider has put it to the test yet. What
this page claims can be read in the program; it is not yet the
experience of thousands of players.
This page
Version 1 — 6 September 2026.
It is dated and versioned on purpose: a promise that
can be rewritten in silence binds no one. If a line is broken,
write to
contact@tanven.dev — the
lapse will be written here, dated, and told in the
logbook.